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card if you have to), then follow the
lights. If your
Forex account isn't
completely empty
in one month, we will cheerfully charge your credit card all over again so you can repeat our
entire course at additional
cost.
You
have everything to lose!
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uh,
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BUY
and
. That's
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proprietary, sure-fire
indicators which have NEVER FAILED
TO LOSE.
We spared no expense to obtain these
indicators from our brother-in-law Louis who knows a guy in Mexico who used
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trader until he left an unhedged position open through the weekend and wiped
out a two hundred year old bank.
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Take a look at this actual screen shot
from our charting platform!
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In a discovery that is certain to
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(including Ernie in shipping) have unearthed a phenomenon that will
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behind our proprietary signals, however our new is of such groundbreaking
significance that we simply had to let the world know). Think of it as our
gift to you. Here it is:
::
On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, the Forex market goes
Up
and Down
and Up
and Down;
:: On Tuesdays and Thursdays it goes
Down
and Up
and Down
and Up.
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Bi-Directional Impending New Growth Oscillator
(BINGO)
It took three solid weeks of processing on a
1973 Cray supercomputer
we found in a dumpster behind the M.I.T. Student Center to come up with this amazing indicator.
Even we didn't
believe it at first! But thanks to extensive back testing it will guarantee
that you'll always miss the really big moves even before they start to happen. How much
money could you lose with that blinking on your screen? That's
right, a lot.
 Rapidly
Advancing Numeric Divergence Oscillator Motion
(RANDOM)
This powerful indicator that will
assure you of always being 100% certain of staying on the wrong side of each
emerging trend. It appears at random at various locations on your
screen. It's proximity to price is the surest predictor of negative price action
we've ever seen.
Big Underlying Developments
(BUD)
Our personal favorite! It takes all of the tension out of
trading. After a few of these, trading anxiety will never be an issue
for you.
Diverging Advance Retracement
Timer (DART)
With this indicator you'll have better than a 99.9% chance of mis-forecasting price
direction. Throw a DART
at your charts and you'll miss the bulls eye every time!
 Extra
Sensitive Predictor (ESP)
Many of our students love
ESP because it takes 100% of the guesswork out of price
direction since you'll know where price is going before price itself even
knows where it's going! You don't actually put this indicator on the screen,
it broadcasts to you subcutaneously via your local wireless network.
Over-Under Incremental Jumping Averages
(OUIJA)
This mystical indicator will have you gliding in and out of weakening trends with so
much ease it'll feel downright spooky!
Price Dynamic Quotients
(PDQ)
This speedy indicator will make sure your trades are taken off the table at the exact moment
of minimum profit, sometimes even sooner!
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Unsuccessful scalpers everywhere agree:
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act in the next 5 minutes and we'll throw in our Divergent Unified
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Secret Signals super-indicator (ASS),
plus our patented maximized profits Digital Order Price Execution System
(DOPE) - plus - our blisteringly hot new Lateral Oscillating
Strategic Stochastic Entry System (LOSSES) to ensure that you participate in any
major down moves that the other indicators miss.
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Let's summarize. For the low, low price
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course which includes BINGO,
RANDOM,
BUD,
DART,
ESP,
OUIJA
and
PDQ.
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ASS,
DOPE
and LOSSES
for what others charge for LOSSES
alone!
 But there's more!
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thereby alleviating the manual self-assessment process. Think of the time
you'll save! Not to mention all those losses you can carry forward or back
(check with your accountant for loss carry forward and carry back rules).
Losing Money In Forex Doesn't
Have To Be 'Easy'!
Go ahead ... make it tough on yourself. Take your losses like a man.
What's another $9,995? You blew $4,995 already.
Don't delay, enroll today! We need the money
We can always squeeze in another warm body! There's a seat waiting with your
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OK, Let's Get Serious ...
We hope you enjoyed
reading this as
much as we did writing it. The truth is that many a trader walks around with their umbilical cord in their hand, looking for a
guru to plug it into.
If the skill to master Forex trading is
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Tell us Ernie sent you. ;-)
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